fishing in the bathtub.where everyone wins

Ok so i no this might sound kinda wierd and all but i love fly fishing and i cant stay off the water. so heres the deal i got a boat load of new flies today from the orvis store in chicago and as everyone does i wanteds to try them out and i just shipped a bluegill rod back to alabama where i live and i didnt have anything to try them out so i got some liter and i got some flies and i went on an epic journey in the bath tub..the first spot i tried was two inces to the left of the back right courner and i had no luck so i move two feet to the right and still nothing....then i said to myself "wait there cant be fish in a bath tub"dumb struck i packed up and pretended like that never happened....so now i just test flys in the tub...